That Halloween Costume Is Sooo Gay
Last Saturday, I was looking for Halloween costumes online. I don’t know why. They’re all the same. Every year I think about buying a Halloween costume, but don’t. They just look so unimaginative. Gee, look at me, I plunked down $50 for a costume that 10 other people will also have on.
I finally got bored with the results and decided to search for gay Halloween costumes. I don’t know what I expected to find. Judy Garland?
To my surprise, Dan came up in the first few results. I clicked the link, which was silly, because I was around when he wrote it back in 2005. But I did it anyway, thinking to myself “I hope he doesn’t notice I clicked that”.
Well, you know what? He did. I was caught pink red handed.
Anyway this is the costume I had my eye on. I know I would never actually buy it though. I don’t have the abs for it. Or the arms. Or the tan. But my legs and feet are okay. You guys like those, right?
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I actually own that costume – and you are welcome to borrow if you’d like. It will certainly look better on you than me.
Seriously – don’t buy it – it was $50 for a few strips of vinyl with rivets. It looks hot on the right person, though.
Maybe we should spearhead a “gay” halloween costume swap?
Good idea Dan! People only wear them once and then they hang in the closet forever and ever.
If you wore it, I’d totally only check out your legs and feet, just for you.