The Neutrogena Vibrator
Jul 14, 2008 | Filed in Humor | 7 Comments
Oh, this is too good to be true! A marketing idea like this just comes along once in a lifetime.
Tonight I saw a commercial for a vibrator on national television. It’s called the Neutrogena Wave. And who was the spokesperson? None other than Vanessa Hudgens, the controversial star of High School Musical, whose nude photos were leaked last year.
You can’t make this shit up!
So the vibrator, I mean “cleanser”, is supposedly intended for refreshing your face with gentle vibration. But I suspect this tiny device will soon become every woman’s replacement for the “neck massager” she keeps in her nightstand.
I love it! Hilarious! Brilliant! Buzz-tastic!
Here’s the commercial:
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OMG! The lime green one is my fave…I think I could use a little “scrubbing” right now!
This brings back some naughty memories of discovering unintended uses for some other small appliances….oh, I’m just blushing as I type this!
Awesome!
Now every girl can have a fresh, clean, relaxed mud pie.
Hahahhahahahahaha.
It’s so true.
Whenever I go to the supermarket it’s sold out, Wonder why so many people buy it
hahah.
I use the Neutrogena Healthy Skin Rejuvenator. Just detach the cleansing pad and…
first thing i thought when i saw this add was selling vibrators to under-agers… are they tryin to make young people grow up faster? but why? if i was a chick i’d buy one tho..
Neutrogena’s Healthy Skin Rejuvenator also works as a vibrator! It is advertised as a exfoliation system that simulates the effects of microdermabrasion. I ordered it thinking I was getting nothing more exciting than some very expensive skin cream. Turns out I got an effective little vibrator! Safe to say I’m verrry pleased.
I originally bought this for skin use, but then found its real purpose… It’s the best vibrator you can buy. I went through several sex shop vibrators that ended up breaking within a few months of purchase (and no, I wasn’t using them non-stop), but this thing has lasted me years and shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon. The face pads for it were thrown out years ago, and it now has just one use. Amazing.