Public Service Announcement for Cell Phones

Jun 6, 2008 | Filed in Humor | 4 Comments

I spent most of the afternoon on the phone, and it seemed like I had to sit through some annoying country music song before I could actually talk to each person. Argh. This horrible trend must end!

A phone is not a jukebox. I hate suffering through music I don’t like just to talk to someone. It puts me in a very foul mood.

Yes, I get it. Your skin is white, your neck is red, and you’re proud to be an American. Please find a different way to express yourself. I don’t make you listen to the Village People when you call my phone.

A double slap on the hand for those who are business owners. Be a professional and answer your phone like one. You do not need Willie Nelson to provide you with an introduction.

It’s not just about country music (although that pisses me off the most). It’s about the constant crap consumers buy into from their cell phone providers. I feel the same way about text messaging. I don’t even have a text plan (gasp!). Why would I pay another $30 per month to receive messages on my phone when I am at my computer 16 hours a day? Did e-mail stop being cool?

Now at least with that, I can understand how it makes sense for some people, especially those on the go. But for me, I’m usually at the computer. So no texty for me.

As for the music… I see no point. You’re making an assumption that everyone likes the same thing you do and everyone has time to sit through it when they call you.

Bad phone etiquette x 1000.

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