Armpits Fetish?

May 14, 2008 | Filed in Gay, Humor | 27 Comments

I learn something new everyday.

I’m founding out more and more that a lot of gay guys have an armpits fetish.

There are so many things you have to keep up with to be attractive to other guys. Gay guys are a picky crowd. But now we have to impress guys with our armpits too? And women think they have it bad. Whew.

So now I have to ask… what’s the criteria? How do I know if my armpits are sexy?

Are you looking at the bushy factor? Hair or no hair? Is it about the smell? Does it matter if the arms are really muscular to enhance the overall armpitiness? Do you like them sweaty?

I think armpits are kind of funny, especially bushy ones. I like to pretend they’re furry animal characters that can talk…. like Ozzy’s on Survivor. He was a smart player and had bushy armpits, so I made up a game where his armpits were his comrades and they gave him advice to help him outsmart everyone. I imagined scenarios that took place where he sat down and had a good talk with them before making his next move.

But hey, that’s just me. Please enlighten.

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