Mars is a Bitch
Did you know Mars is in retrograde?
Neither did I.
But I kept hearing about it until I finally researched it. I do know we are influenced by the planets, but I don’t follow it closely. I’m still bitter because Scorpio’s planet (Pluto) was called a “dwarf”. How rude!
Anyway, a lot of crazy sheot has been going on lately, particularly at home. Rodney and I have been fighting non-stop, and it’s gotten way out of hand. It just seemed to spring up from nowhere, like one day we both woke up and wanted to run each other over.
Well, as it turns out, Mars is in retrograde, which is supposed to bring out the worst in people. At first I didn’t think much of it until I read up on some articles that showed a lot of wars have have actually started while Mars was in retrograde (Mars is a planet of war).
Mars is going to be in retrograde until the end of January, so if the planets really do rule the moods of people in the world, then everyone just needs to take a happy pill and deal with it. 
Can’t we all just be friends?
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Fuck you! I declare war on your blog! I shall start this without anyone’s consent and then force my ideals on you while ignoring all the deaths of the innocent that make up your blog.
Wait… that’s sounds familiar.
You know, I think someone else has done this and I don’t want to be like everyone else.
War over.
im trying to be calm. and cool.
its tough.