Rupaul and Britney’s Vagina

Dec 13, 2006 | Filed in Dreams, Gay, Humor | 7 Comments

I’ll admit, my dreams can be pretty imaginative. But the ones lately are really some show stoppers.

First, I had a dream last weekend about my homophobe brother. I’ve had several about him actually. In each dream, he becomes more accepting of Rodney and me. In this dream, the whole family was here visiting us. It was a good dream. But one thing that stood out was a guest appearance by Rupaul.

Apparently there were these mean dogs who roamed the neighborhood. They liked to run up and growl at strangers. So Rupaul was strutting along in some tight gown (in the street) and the dogs came up to her growling and showing their teeth. Rupaul clenched up her teeth and growled right back, scaring the dogs away. You go girl.

In a separate dream on Monday night, I was driving through a neighborhood I was unfamiliar with. I started driving up a very steep hill and it was nighttime. I was in a convertible. The street ran right into Britney Spears’ pussy and I freaked out.

Oh no! I don’t want to drive in Britney’s pussy. And since the top was down on the car, I certainly didn’t want to get wet.

So I put it in reverse and went sliding back down the hill, safe from Britney.

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Mr. Secret (Dec 13, 2006 at 10:37 am)

Clearly you are mistaken. Britney’s pussy is chapped.

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Jon (Dec 13, 2006 at 11:56 am)

You may think you’re safe, but mark my words — everyone will spend some time in Britney’s vagina eventually : )

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cindy (Dec 13, 2006 at 12:30 pm)

Honey what in the heck are you eating before you go to bed????????

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TJ (Dec 13, 2006 at 2:36 pm)

Are you self-medicating again???

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DEL (Dec 14, 2006 at 11:47 pm)

I’d have the car washed out with clorox. Although I will refrain from commenting on something so loose you could drive a car into it.
You get all kinds of disagreeable stuff on your car don’t you?
And what’s worse, wild dogs or Britney’s mudpie?
Hmm, that was just a bit crude. wasn’t it?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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realityfaulters (Dec 16, 2006 at 11:25 am)

wow i guess no papparazzi pics for you before bed. wow that you have the recurring pic about your bro accepting you. hope it works out for you one day.

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