cat breath
This is just wrong…
I keep a cup of water by the bed at night. Last summer, Rodney said one of our cats, Purr Purr, was drinking from it. Well, it sounded like he was joking and I just said “She wouldn’t do that.”
Last night, I looked over and Purr Purr was sitting on the nightstand, drinking from my cup of water. I jumped out of bed, took the cup downstairs to wash it, and came back to bed.
“What’s wrong?”, Rodney asked.
“Purr Purr was drinking from my cup!” I said.
“Um, yeah I told you she was…” he replied.
“WHAT?! I thought you were kidding! Does she do it every night?” I asked.
“Yes.”
“Damn it Rodney! Why did you let me share a cup with Purr Purr every single night for the past 6 months?!” I said, getting very irritated.
Long story short, I went to bed very angry. I shudder to think of where her tongue was right before she drank from it.
I think Rodney should have taken more initiative. I think he should have made it clear that he was not kidding, and made sure I didn’t put the water out. If I knew it was happening to him, that’s what I would do.
Further… I just know he is laughing about it. I think I will give the toilet a few swipes with his toothbrush. 
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Hmmm. I don’t know what to think about this one. He did tell you and you thought he was joking. Maybe he was getting back at you for your not taking him seriously?
Well, Purr Purr licks her hiney every day, and you don’t see her getting all upset, do you? Besides, somebody has to do it.
I guess I’m having some fun at you here, along with Rodney. The cat was probably more worried about nasty human germs.
There are worse things a cat can do in a glass of water
But yeah, I’d have been downstairs like a shot and boil washed it in the dishwasher!
I’m sorry mate, but this had me curled up laughing on the floor. ROFL.
I’m STILL laughing…. ROFL
That’s too funny. I use to keep a wide mouth cup on my nightstand. Until I saw my dog drinking from it. I changed cups and positioned it where she couldn’t get to it.
Of course, the next morning when I checked her water bowl it was empty. so it was partly my fault.
Still, thanks for the laugh.
Oh you’re such a high maintenance queen, Nathan… Worse comes to worst, she was licking her cooter and you had your first taste of vagina, regardless of the species. If she had been wiping her bum on the rim of the glass or dropping ploppies in it, you shouldn’t worry about it. No need to break out the antibacterial anticeptics.
Oh no, not the toothbrush in the toilet bit…
My cat does the same thing, he even throws his paw in the glass and swirls it around for good measure.
That’s why I don’t have a cat. ….besides being allergic. And what’s so wrong with pussy licking your thing, er, I mean cup.
haha you have the best stories ever !
Hmmm, Why don’t you ask Purr Purr what she thinks of water sports?
We’ve given you a rough time, haven’t we? It’s just ‘cuz we like you so much.
hehe, I’m glad you guys got a laugh out of it
Nathan, you really had me cracking up on this. I have to admit that even though I have never seem my cat on my counter I wipe it down with those germ killing wipes before I cook or make anything to eat just in case she went up there. Once I came out of the bathroom and found Sassy on the coffee table licking wine out my wine glass. I found out that she likes White Zinfandel and Cosmo Martini’s. After that I found out that if I had either on the table and left the room for a moment that she would hop up on the coffee or end table and help herself. Now when I have either if she wants a couple little sips I let her.
That last line cracked me up, you naughty boys. I hope Rodney gets a new toothbrush in his stalking for the holidays. hehehe. Wait… don’t you both exchange mouth fluids when you kiss? Potty mouths! lol