question about bathroom readers
Okay, let me preface by saying I’m baffled by (straight men) people who read on the toilet. Is it a sign of constipation? Dropping chocolate only takes me a few minutes. I go to the bathroom, I get the job done, and I’m out of there.
But a lot of (straight men) people bring a magazine with them and turn it into a recreational activity. So, fine…I get it.
My question is about the rules of hygiene. What do you do with the magazine while you’re wiping? After you’re done, do you carry the magazine with the same hand you wiped with, or do you turn it over to the assumed cleaner hand?
I’m uncomfortable with the whole bathroom reading anyway, but I’m more uncomfortable with that small window of time between wiping your business and washing your hands. There is a window of opportunity for the magazine to be infested with microscopic bits of waste material.
So what are the rules of bathroom reading? Anyone?
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My boyfriend reads comic books on the toilet and forgets he’s on the toilet. I have to call him out of the bathroom, we actually fight about it, I thought I read it was bad for your prostate to sit on the toilet for extended periods of time. Why do I always offer medical advice on NathanExposed.com, am I an expert? Where the hell did I even hear that.
Pete Parker has now been promoted to the in-house medical expert
Congratulations, Pete!
How does it harm the prostate? Well I suppose it can be offset by regular prostate massages
You tuck the book under your arm so you’re not carrying it in your hands at all until you get to the basin to wash them. Easy!
How about people who answer their mobile whilst on the loo. Now that is pretty revolting!
Okay sweetie, you are definitely fixated when it comes to the matter of pooping. I challenge you to count the number of posts you’ve made reference to pooping since you first started your blog.
LOL.
An interesting experiment: I just checked google’s listings for http://www.nathanexposed.com. They have 412 pages indexed. Our of those 412 pages, 78 mention “poop” By my calculations that means that about 20% of this site is poo. Hmm.
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Wiping? Washing?
Yeah, thanks James. Well I googled YOUR site and it’s like 100% cock and ass, so HA!
And as for you Eddy..well… umm…sex and chocolate.
Sorry Scott, I have no idea what you’re asking. But the answer is yes in any scenario
I wanted to leave a funny comment, but honestly, I just don’t know WHAT to say!
Well, most of the straight men in my office print out articles from the internet, and just leave them in the stall.
I go find a totally empty stall.