post #79
Jun 27, 2006 | Filed in Humor | 2 Comments

My fact checker James took it upon himself to search Google and see how many posts I have about poop. He came up with 78.
Well this makes #79, so take that POOOOOOP!
Regarding this cartoon, I still don’t understand why anyone would ever leave the bathroom without washing their hands. Even if you just go to pee, washing is still mandatory! You touched your penis, now wash your fucking hands.
I think castration is suitable punishment.
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I do always wash my hands even in dodgy places like the pub in the cartoon (unless it’s a really grotty bathroom), but it always makes me think as I read somewhere that those hot air dryers are a favourite breeding ground for millions of bacteria (being warm and damp) so if they aren’t well maintained you’ll end up with dirtier hands than before you washed them.
I don’t know. If I’m at home or work, I ALWAYS wash my hands. However, if I’m in a sketchy restroom (watch it, bitches), I really don’t want to touch more than I have to… I’ll also flush with my shoe. Oh yeah, you said ‘poop.’ Again.