Best Weekend Ever, Part 1
This past weekend was one of the best ones I’ve had. Everything went perfectly and I had a great time. My parents visited for the weekend and got in on Friday night.
We started Saturday by driving through the historic area of Murfreesboro, TN. For those of you who are unfamiliar, Murfreesboro in the town we recently moved to. So we took my parents around and checked out the old houses. I love older homes. They are beautiful and have so much history and such rich architecture.
Next, we ate at Toots, which was a lot of fun. I always laugh at the name…let’s face it, the name makes me think of farts. But it’s actually a really good place. The food was good, the music and environment was fun.
That evening, we had our housewarming party. We had a good turn out, the food was great and our dog Petey kept everyone entertained. He even humped a few legs, so I think it was a good time had by all.
This was the e-mail I sent out when I invited people:
Dearest friends:
We’re having a housewarming party on Saturday, June 24th starting at 7pm. There will be booze and hookers. Stop by if you like, and you can bring a date/spouse/partner/whore/”friend” or whatever you want to call them.
My parents will be visiting, so we will hide the hookers in the bathroom. Just don’t go all at once, or else they will be suspicious.
Please RSVP by next Tuesday, the 20th because we will need to know how much liquor and hookers to purchase.
Check out the attached flyer for address & driving directions. If you already know where we live, check it out anyway because I spent Sunday afternoon designing it 
Thank you,
Nathan
P.S. – Why is it called a “housewarming” party? That is so gay. Our house is warm enough.
Yep, those are the kinds of e-mails you get when you’re friends with me. Funny, huh? So that’s the overview of our Saturday. Up next… Sunday, which included Kathy Griffin.
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Wow, sounds like a wonderful start! I can’t wait to hear about the sunday!
We never got an invite!!
Dewayne – Yeah it was great and I’ll write about Kathy tomorrow… her show was like my 2nd chance to attend Gay Pride in Nashville
Eddy – Well, if you’re ever in the area, I will order some booze and hookers just for you
Congrats on your new warm home