Let’s start a pissing movement…
Earlier this year, I learned that a lot of gay men sit down to pee. WH-WH-WHAT?! I laughed and thought that was just the girliest thing. But now I realize I was wrong.
Rodney usually cleans the bathrooms, so I’ve never had to endure the disgusting task of cleaning around the toilet. But a month ago, I noticed the bathroom smelled like piss. Yuck. I immediately got to work and cleaned the entire floor and toilet.
Then, in passing, I said to Rodney “You know, the bathroom was disgusting. You really need to be more careful about pissing all over the floor and toilet.”
Rodney quickly corrected me. “Excuse me, I sit down and pee. If there is piss all over the floor and toilet, it’s because you can’t aim!”
REVELATION!
Oh my God, I am a filthy pisser who splatters! I learned my lesson. A few weeks ago, I gave up my dirty habit and started sitting down to pee. The bathroom has never looked (or smelled) better! Now I know how lesbians feel 
I do still stand up in public restrooms. I hate public toilets, and avoid sitting on them at all costs. But at home, I am a very clean pisser.
I recently manscaped, I wipe when I pee, and now I sit down at home. Yes, I sound like a total girl. But I do believe I have one of the cleanest penises in the universe! So gentlemen, think about that next time you go to the bathroom.
And if you think this idea is stupid, you’re obviously not the one who cleans the toilets in your house…
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I always sit when I pee. I’m a pee-sitter, and a pooh-sitter for that matter. I actually heard that pee-sitting is better for your prostate or colon or something like that. I don’t do it for hygenic reasons though; I’m just lazy.
Finally you boys are catching on – sitting down to pee is COOL!
That’s pretty funny because the BF and I were just talking about that yesterday. But now, I’m afraid to go look in my bathroom. I just may completely clean this weekend & sit from now on. Hope you guys have a great holiday weekend, by the way.
I absolutely love your earthy humor. You write about real things that no one dares to. I used to be a pointer, but now maybe I’ll be a setter.
I’ve been sitting ever since I got my PA piercing a few years ago for the reason you mentioned: it’s much neater and much more predictable! At first it seemed like a lot of trouble, but I’ve gotten so used to it now that it’s just second nature.
Ok, so completely against the grain here….the only reason I sit when I pee is cuz it is more comfortable! I’d like to be noble and say that it is cleaner, better for your body, yada yada yada…..but I’d totally be lying! I’m just a lazy bastard
I find that it’s entirely complicated to piss sitting down, its hard to shake off the excess and my wanker always ends up touching the bowl…and that can’t be very sanitary.
OK, that was hilarious. Especially the revelation part…I could just see a light bulb appear over an eye-bulging ‘eureka!’ look on your face.
But yeah, sit-down peers are much cleaner. No need to aim…
Well, that’s a relief! I thought I was the only one. The only thing is that then you begin to loose practice, and sometimes, it can get in the way of social situations.
Nathan, thank you for posting about this subject. I have been a pee-sitter for years now, except of course, in public bathrooms. I’m glad to know I’m not alone. It is so much more comfortable.
HAHAHA, I loved some of your responses! Hilarious!
The only one I’m worried about is Tofer. Honey, if you’re shaking off your wanker, then we need to go over a class in Penis 101. You need to wipe your penis. Shaking it always leaves a drop or two on the head. Unless you have a self cleaning penis, then you probably have some lingering urine in your underoos right now.
Next, I feel your pain about the head touching the toilet rim. Yuck. Hold your penis down and it won’t happen as much. My guess is that you’re using a round toilet. Those things suck and were obviously designed for women. We had those in our other house and I hated it.
Now toilets are being made with elongated lids, which is how they were meant to be. Our new house has those, and I never touch the rim.
Good luck and happy pissing, dear
OH MY! Didn’t you see Tyra’s special on this? Sitting on a toilet is cleaner than an office desk. And sitting down to pee. I can’t do it. It was actually a rule when I was on my mission, but I would just kneel in front of it to pee instead. That part of my life is over. And I clean the floor usually anyway.
Oh my God! I’m not alone! I too sit down to pee (but not in public, like some of the others). I started doing it about a year ago after I gave up trying to aim straight. I think my urethra kinks at the end or something – it’s nothing visible – but whatever is going on, I always spray the toilet. I find it so much easier, knowing that I won’t be splattering anywhere.
But since when is it considered lazy to sit down to pee? I think it shows respect to whomever cleans the bathroom.