Breaking News from NBC
(Burbank, CA) – At approximately 8:00 a.m., Elton John and Pimp Daddy N took hostage of the sign outside NBC Studios. The two men are holding the sign for ransom. Officer Joe Mamma was one of the first men on the scene.
Officer Mamma told reporters, “When we tried to approach the suspects, Pimp Daddy N threatened us with a razor. He told us to ‘back away from the sign’ and threatened to manscape everyone if we didn’t cooperate.”
The situation is very tense, and officers are still unclear as to what Pimp and Elton want for their ransom. One witness claims to have heard the two discussing something about a lifetime supply of Doritos and Josh Duhamel’s underwear, but this report has not been confirmed.
Stay tuned to NBC News for more information as this story develops.
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I don’t know who looks more flamboyant – the NBC peacock or one of the two perpretrators.
i’m crying here. you are too much.
BWahahahahahahahaha!!! Killin’me
You are too damn funny! Hope you have a great weekend, Nathan.
Are you by any chance standing near the studios of WSMV in lovely West Nashville? I used to have a great view of their broadcast tower from my backyard. Played Hell with my reception, though!
OK..that is THE funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Honestly. And trust me – I’ve seen some funny shit. Take for instance…Donnie’s bare ass. But I digress…
You take the cake!
You guys are too much! Thanks
That photo was from last Halloween when we went to Burbank to be in the audience of Ellen’s Halloween show. But it’s such a crazy picture, I could spin all kinds of scenarios out of it.