The Perfect Straight Guy Award
We’ve all seen jokes about “the perfect man”. You know the ones…they describe all the personality traits a perfect man should have, and there’s usually some corny pun at the end… like he turns out to be gay, or he’s already married, etc.
Well, I’ve found the perfect straight guy. Cory has all the traits women want. He has all the stereotypes people look for in a guy. And he’s single. This news is probably interesting for the 1 straight woman who reads this blog. All others need not apply, because this guy really is straight.
I sit by him everyday, yet I am constantly surprised by his emotional depth. These are some of the things he posted on his blog recently. Isn’t it just adorable? Dan and I were reading them last night and the conversation consisted mostly of “awwww”.
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05. I am a hopeless romantic.
27. Not being listened to also drives me crazy. People that ignore me hurt my feelings pretty bad. I’m not sure where that comes from.
28. A girlfriend calling me ‘baby’ causes me to melt.
32. I am obsessed with shoes.
34. I despise racism and bigotry with a passion.
50. Being a ‘single-father’ every other weekend is emotionally straining and being without my daughter for long spans of time is very difficult. I’m afraid of losing her.
56. I love being in love.
58. I hate being scared. I don’t like haunted houses or anything of that nature.
65. I am very respectful of women. I open doors and all that gentleman shit. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t occasionally forget, but I always try and show them respect.
66. I’m not into ‘traditional’ gender roles. I consider a wife to be an equal investor in a common venture. Neither party has any more power than the other.
67. I wash, clean and cook. I enjoy doing all of them.
76. I have never cheated on anyone.
110. I am very close to my mom. She has been there for me any time I’ve ever needed her. She’s the best mom ever.
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Dear lord…
He sounds adorable.
What a waste of a breeder. 
Hey man – im liking the new design – very nice!
sigh…he does sound like the perfect guy, it’s terribly unfortunate he’s st8!
That is not fair. I get a gay guy that acts like a typical straight man and there is a straight man that acts like that? Where’s the justice???
mm. he sounds (and looks) hot.. why the hell is he single?
the one straight chic that reads your blog thinks of the recipient as a little brother. however…if she were 20 years younger, she might think differently. ha!