My humps.
Jan 5, 2006 | Filed in Humor | 11 Comments
He walked over to me and gave me a little kiss on the cheek. How sweet. I ran my fingers through his black hair.
Then I noticed he had that sparkle in his eye. He grabbed my leg and starting going to town.
The moment quickly turned ugly.
You animal!
Get off me!
I pushed him, but he grabbed my leg again, and started to get aggressive.
“I said get off me!”
Stubborn and horny, he wouldn’t let go.
“Bad dog, Petey! Get off my leg!”
I pushed him again, and he trotted proudly down the hallway…like he accomplished something.
We had Petey neutered in December, but his lack of balls has not curved his nightly humpings of my leg. He doesn’t hump anyone else, just me.
Damn dog.
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It’s all that “manscaping” you do… it turns him on. Just saying.
I thought you were talking about Rodney for a while
LOL.
My aunt’s poodle did that to me when I was a kid…I still have emotional scars.
When Animals Sexually Attack
I think T. Johnston’s on to something..
Haha! Too funny! You should be flattered – he only has eyes for you!
It’s when he starts humping your visitors, especially family, that you will need to put him into sex therapy. I chopped Louie’s balls off when he was 6 months, so he’s never known what life is like with them.
I think I saw this coming by the third paragraph. Somebody sure does like you!
HEHE!!
This is gross but..
you know they say that dogs when they smell a persons foot they think it smells like a vagina!
EWW!!
I know gross!
That is so funny. You were very descriptive in your story. Had me fooled thinking it was a guy. Our dog doesn’t do that, well at least not to us, though, we have seen him do it to one of his blankets. We will have to exchange dog pics some day. I will email you some of our dog as soon as my partner uploads them to the computer.
in response to Phoenixboi….call me crazy but my vagina does not smell like a foot. however if it did, i would be sure to use cruex or gold bond or SOMETHING. have mercy!