Interviewed by a Purple Twinkie
My pal Purple Twinkie has these 5 questions for me. If you’d like for me to interview you, see the guidelines below my answers.
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Q: What did you have for dinner last Thursday night?
A: I think it was a chicken sandwich with Asiago cheese and mayo.
Q: If you had to change careers tomorrow, what would you want to do?
A: Be a marriage counselor or some type of psychologist.
Q: Count the number of brothers/sisters/cousins you have, tell us the number. Which one is your favorite and why?
A: Somewhere around 25. There are a couple of distant cousins I can’t keep track of. My brother Josh is my favorite. He is difficult at times, but he has a good heart and he truly loves me.
Q: You have a roll of nickels ($2), Dimes ($5), and pennies (50cents). You have to spend it at a 7-11. What will you buy with the money?
A: People Magazine, Doritos, and a Slim Jim.
Q: Name one female celebrity who you wish was your fag-hag. Why?
My original choice was Ellen, but I don’t think lesbians can be fag-hags. So I’m choosing Kathy Griffin. I love her open, honest sense of humor and I relate to her sarcasm.
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Here are the rules if you’d like to play…
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying, “interview meâ€.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions – each person’s will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
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ok i am in – make ‘em fun questions!
Hmm … so scary yet so intriguing…
Okay – I opted for this less intense meme
Fire away, Nathan 
Here are five more for ya. Enjoy!
1. You once said on here that you are hoping to start a family with Rodney. Any names picked out? Would you consider Vince?
2. You claim to be a Madonna fan. So let’s have it – what’s your favorite Madonna song?
3. When was your absolute best birthday?
4. Ever eaten a pig’s testicle? I have.
5. When will you really expose yourself? We all want to see that picture on your header be expanded to the north, if you know what I mean.